《一雙舊皮鞋》李洛賢

    我帶著沉重的罪疚感，小心翼翼地拿出這雙舊皮鞋。這雙舊皮鞋已由黝黑變成灰白，而那片啡中帶赭的血跡卻正如徘徊在我心中的往事般永不磨滅。我又拿出鞋油，在皮鞋每一寸肌膚上塗上，然而那血跡卻仍然留在鞋上、留在我心底。我凝視著這已不合穿的皮鞋，翻開了我的回憶錄。

    「賢！看我造了什麼給你？」那把充滿喜悅的聲音迴縈在耳邊。我當時快要開學，展開中學生涯，正預備中學學科，聽見爸爸喜氣洋洋的廣東腔調，也忍不住伸長脖子瞧一瞧爸爸手中的物事——一雙皮鞋！爸爸說，「這可是我到皮鞋工場親自動手造的！」我雙眼望定，不禁愕然。我愕然的原因不是因為爸爸竟然會動手造皮鞋給我，而是那皮鞋的款色實在……是太土了！我眼睛快要突出來，小聲問：「這皮鞋……皮鞋不是給我上學穿的吧？」爸爸晴天霹靂地道：「正是！」結果，是我硬著頭皮、戰戰兢兢地把它收了起來。

    開學後我被人當成恥笑的對象實在不願多提。我實在不肯再多穿皮鞋一刻，我這片「三寸不爛之舌」自然把什麼藉口都編得合理不過：什麼「不合穿」呀，「鞋很髒」呀，「鞋底爛了」呀，都衝口而出。而且踢、拗、磨、擲等招式都用在虐待皮鞋上，可是爸爸都用他最熾熱的愛心把它們修理好。我卻是又憂又愁，卻不想辜負爸爸一片愛心而對他說「我不喜歡」四字。

    終於，我想到一個好辦法：丟了它們，然後騙爸爸說不見了，不就好嗎？我當時心喜萬分，事後卻後悔不已，父親果然相信，但意料之外地，他說：「怎麼辦呢？怎麼辦？你穿的鞋不能不找回的！」我叫苦不迭，同時有點後悔行騙父親。可是當時少不更事的我倔強掩蓋了悔意，心盼爸爸不要找到那雙皮鞋。

    父親找鞋已至深宵，我致電給他，叫他快點回來休息，他憂戚戚地道：「不可！這可是我送給你的啊！」我淚如泉湧，大聲道：「爸爸，你不用再找了……嗚嗚……」但我得不到任何回應，爸爸已經掛線了，

    「賢！快下來！我終於『遍找皮鞋無覓處，得來全不廢功夫』了！」在一小時的發呆後，爸爸再次致電回家。我明明把皮鞋放在離家三條街道，父親他真是任勞任怨，不遺餘力！他還聲稱「得來全不廢功夫」！我衣也沒更，就三步作兩步發足狂奔，到了丟棄皮鞋之處。爸爸大聲叫道：「我在這兒啊！」他在對面街道，向我跑來。那時可是紅燈，車在飛馳啊！

    我眼巴巴地看著自己父親被車一撞下飛起，我一口氣也沒有呼，直跑向他。他奄奄一息，手執皮鞋，氣若遊絲地道：「兒子，我，我替你撿回，皮鞋了！」我早已泣不成聲。

    一個月後，我辦了父親的喪禮。

    現在，我捧著這雙舊皮鞋，鞋底早已「夷為平地」了。歲月過去，這雙舊布鞋卻常在我心中。

    我慢慢地抹掉盈眶熱淚，慢慢地把這雙意義重大的舊皮鞋放好。

How to kill a monster ( second version)

    I was crouching in the darkness, beside me were all the furnitures. I was definitely hiding from a thing which I would describe it as a monster.

    I had been walking on the street lonely. When I had been going around a corner, I had seen the horrible shadow and listened to the horible sound that the thing made. It had showed a thing with four hands and eight legs. It had got two heads, like the head of dragons which we had seen in movies. They had been swinging violently, obiviously holding something as small as a dog. It had got a tail with a sharp end which I thought it could pierce through me easily. Also, sharp ' fins ' had been on its tail, swaying like the two heads. What had been the clearest, the shadow of the body was huge, definitely only a giant could reach like that high.

    I let out a gasp and when I realized what I had done, I used one hand to cover my mouth, hoped it would not notice. And the shadow turned......towards me. I heard its puffing, mumbling and moaning sound. And the ground shook, it was going towards me!! I knew I had no choice but to run and hide.

    I mindlessly went in a given-up house and crouched beside some upside-down furnitures. Still the noise, but louder. I peeked out of the furnitures and I saw the thing was pointing its ugly nose towards the sky and was mumbling something like '' freak out of your hiding place, or I will blow off the rooftops just in case.' I felt myself trembling vigorously with fear.

    Then a blast, my neighbour's ghost house's rooftop was blew up. It was bumping its body with the wall of the ghost house, making the wall collapse. I was now very upset and I was regretted for the suggestion I had suggested today. A walk in this inferior place, fuck off please. I would not see my parents again, or I would going to stand out of this place and fight. At least I might have 0.1% to win the match, better than nothing.  I was indecesive, not going to decide. I would run if it was going to crushed  this place and I would hide if it couldn't smell me out.

     Another house was crushed, if he continued crushing the houses, this place would be crushed four minutes later. I prayed to every God I knew, Jesus Christ, Zeus and even Buddha Rulaifuozu. However, it seemed that Zeus, Jesus Christ and Buddha Rulaifuozu didn't have the ability to stop it.
I thought I would force my brother to go away from the Jesus-Christ-follower, but I might not have chance.

    While I was thinking sadly, the monster kept banging. It was increasing its speed of making a wall collapse. It lifted up his hands and destroyed another house. It turned its head towards my hiding place and started hissing. Shit, I cried in my mind, it is going to crush this place and I would be dead next second. I looked around and found something might be able to kill that damn monster. There were fire extinguisher, a fruit knife, a water bottle, a tin opener, some animal traps and seriously, a shotgun and some bullets. I thought I had to thank the old owner.

   So I picked up the fruit knife and put it into my pocket and then I took the shotgun tightly in my hand and inserted some of the bullets into it. I looked up and saw the monster is ready to strike the house. I rushed out of the house and yelled. ' Hey, how are you, beast of a bitch?' It turned its red head towards me and exanmined me closely ( not very very close of course, about 7 mtres).  Stay calm, don't panick, I told myself but it didn't matter much.

   I could see something blue forming in its throat and I felt it was hot. I couldn't help thinking of the fire, blue colour meant it was very very hot. If I dared touch it, I would melt into some liquid in may be only 0.000001 second. So I lifted the shotgun up and aimed to its throat. Before it realized what I was going to do, I gave him something nice to hit. I saw the monster stopped examining me and started gulping and swallowing with one head. Then it spew the bullet out. It's no longer a bullet, but a watery bullet and I got the most terrible thing that I had ever known.

 I was facing a monster that could spurt fire out, not the common one, but might be over 3000 celsius degree.

   When I saw its throat was blue again, I realised I had to run away now. So I ran, and the monster behind me kept blowing fire out of its two mouths, melting anything that would dare touch the fire.I was now like the racing cars driving in high speed, if I ever ran like this in highway, maybe I would get taken a photo because of going out of the speed limit.

   I was now hiding in another place, behind a big rock and it was searching me carelessly. I took an aim on its eyes and ' bang', yellow liquid splashed out of its eye and it grumbled loudly. It turned two of its heads to me, and blue fire was forming. I took the knife and gave it a fleshy slash on its face. Oringinally, I wanted to hit the head with blue fire inside its throat, but accidentally I hit the head which kept spurting some foul smell which smelled like kerosene and it was banged away. I stared at the monster and waited for my death. Just like my predictions, it blew a blue fire to me. I was now standing only 4 metres away from the monster. I was sure it would kill me within a second.

   Then, when the fire reached 1 metre, it suddenly disappeared, and it turned another head to me and I suddenly realized one of his head was giving flammable substances for another head to spurt a big fire. Without the head giving flammable substance, this monster could only spurt his fire one metre away. However, what thing could destroy the arrange of atoms in the substances? Suddenly, a interesting idea flashed in my brain.

   I went back to my first hiding place quickly and tried to search for the fire extinguisher. It was messy in the house. I had mentioned it got all upside-down furnitures so it was not easy to find the only red thing in the darkness. But I had no time and I recognised the sofa that I had hidden beside it. So I ran to it and found the fire extinguisher.

   You fire spurting beast of a bitch, let see who will win. I said to myself. I took the extinguisher and walked out of the place. ' Hi dude, you are looking to the wrong direction.' I yelled to the monster and I was sure it could hear me as it turned his heads and faced me quickly. I will play some tricks on this little retard, I thought. I looked around and saw the streets and the corners. Then, I thought of a idea.

   I ran towards one of the corner and called to the monster.' Hey, this way, follow me!' Then the monsters used its eight legs to pound the ground and started to chase me. Although it was fast but I got a good start so I was keeping some distances with the monster. When I went around the corner,  I disappeared in its sight. I could hear the monster is shrieking angrily because it lost its target. So it speeded up. When it passed by the corner, I grabbed the time to call it to draw its attention. It turned its left head first which was the head with flammable substances inside it. Clever dude. I murmured. I pulled the safety pin out and let the bubbling thing shoot inside its mouth. One gulp, one swallow, it was then showing a painful face to me. So I hit it hard on its neck and clark, its neck cracked easily. Yellow 'blood' splashed and shot out from the wound violently, making my body covered in this disgusting, nasty 'blood'.

  Soon, it was feeling dizzy and giddy. It fainted and lied on the ground motionlessly. For safety, I let some of another bubbling thing shoot inside its mouth and  I saw his head is changing to a blue colour and when I put one hand on its head, it was icy cold. I gave the head a knock and it came off easily. I was shocked. How could I kill such a large thing? It's supposed something that made me kill this monster.

  After few days rest, I had figured it out. I was very worried when I thought of the experience being attacked by a monster. I also wondered if anyone would come across something like this. So I wrote this passage to let you readers figured what have to do to killed a monster.


   Readers, use you brain.



  
 

《戰爭》

    「呼嘯」數聲，一輪輪子彈破空而至。

    教人絕望的，除了這死亡邊緣的威脅外，還有袍澤慘絕人寰、此起彼落的哮聲，令聞者心寒，聽者流淚。

    是的，這是一場槍林彈雨的戰爭。

    日期，不明。地點，不明。

    槍枝對士兵視如糞土，盲目地將一己之怒發泄在他們身上，子彈壯志未酬，誓死殲敵，正好配合了槍枝洩泄心底之恨。

埋下泥土而入土為安的，物質上只有身先士卒的金屬子彈及濃澀的鮮血，事實上還播下了一顆顆仇恨的種子，一顆顆不求陽光雨水洗禮、只受慾望權力薰陶的種子，永遠不能拔出。

當士兵的，最有理想之時是初征沙場，人人都有著為國捐軀的理想；最後悔之時是首戰之後，他們終於明白到戰爭並非為了正義而是人類自相殘殺，也是最高領導的工具、玩具、傀儡；最悲痛欲絕之時是袍澤兄弟身首異處，讓人覺到戰爭的喪心病狂；最可怕之時是人性趨惡，抱負、骨氣、尊卑、仁義、道德在心中已煙消雲散、灰飛煙滅，奴顏媚骨、搔頭弄姿都可以毫不猶豫、虛情假意地使出，還可以沾沾自喜，名乎若：衣冠禽獸。

    良生是個士兵，相貌堂堂，虎背熊腰，本也是個奉公守法的好人良民。不過當然，再好的人，也會有變質的一日。權柄、金錢之下，再清廉的人也只會卑躬屈節，俯首稱臣。就是他天生機智聰明，在軍隊中這片你殺我我閷你、爾虞我詐的渾水中，竟然如魚得水，對上司阿諛奉承，對仇敵誅盡殺絕，一轉眼軍職已升至營長。就是這場戰役，他的一生隨即改變。良生臂腹中彈，心中想著的非臂處腹際的疼楚，非父母妻子的安危，而是如何活下去，升官發財。他一眸看見己方團長已被瞄準，轉眼間頭就快被機關槍射個腦漿迸裂，於是良生奮不顧身地撲將過去，推跌他，子彈在良生背上熱熾熾地擦過，直沒入地。團長被眼前發生的事嚇得張口結舌、魂不附體，道謝未及，就已被良生一下子抱走，一直走到己方陣營，方才緩緩放下他。團長被接進休息室，聽見戰火轟然之聲稍息，濃濃的喘息呻吟之音卻傳進耳內，原來良生已經中槍多時，奄奄一息，不久就要歸天了。良生深吸一口氣，道：「我實在太壞了，我救你兒，是因為想升官發財呢！如今我這條苟命，也終要遠赴鬼途了！哼嘻！」說罷就連聲咳嗽，吐出血絲。團長激動地抓住他雙手：「不，你是個很勇敢的鬥士，你叫良生，你一定生活得好好的！我團長之位傳給你吧！」良生一副看透世情的模樣，莞爾一笑，笑蜜牽動著臉部肌肉，神情甚為詭異：「不，人不到死，不知……咳咳……不知權利隨魂逝……」他的口部活動已停緩下來，神智亦漸趨不清。「見鬼的！護理員呢！」團長破口大罵，一名醫生及護士亦趕到，忙替他施手術。

    「他無大礙，只是體力勞動過多，失血亦太多，休養數天就無事。」雖知他早已脫離危險期，團長聽見醫生一說，仍是心中一定。要知道，團長為良生的傷勢深表歉意，即使子彈不是他發的。團長走近病榻，對良生慰問幾句，都是些「你真是再世為人！」「過幾天便生龍活虎，生裂豹虎了！」之類的虛偽笑話。可是早幾日「我團長之位傳給你」的誠諾便也拋諸腦後了，似乎是因為「人不為己，天誅地滅」。良生也不介為懷，至少介懷不形於色。

    待良生完全康復後，他還是在任營長一職。團長先前才聞其野心勃勃，不久後也遠離了良生。雖然良生曾徘徊於生死之間，理應看破世情，但團長行軍已久，也知人性反覆，世態炎涼，所以還是避開這個隨時會反噬自己一口的人。可不是嗎？連人類也認為自己人面獸心，當真不可救藥。

良生一天獨自拜訪團長。團長見救命恩人登營帳，不得拒，只可硬著頭皮迎接。只見良生已跪在帳前，不斷叩響頭。團長不知他故弄什麼玄虛。良生忽已叩了幾十個頭，團長連忙參扶他起。卻見良生額上都是鮮血，而且還在泊泊流著。良生道：「恩公，恩公！」團長看他平時均以「團長」稱呼，現在卻虛虛偽偽，心裡已經厭煩。加上之前對他傳位的誠諾，心中更是抗拒。不出所料，良生翹起雙頰說：「恩公，一周前黃土一戰時恩公您德量如海，答允卑職權充個團長混混，當下卑職準備已就緒，請恩公明開金口。」

在（可能沒有）心理作用之下，良生的笑容更是蘊藉着一抹詭秘兇殘，團長不由得一陣寒顫。當下就板起臉，厚著臉皮說：「何時有其事！不要胡說！」良生見團長一下子反臉不認人，自己態度也起了一百八十度轉變，撕下虛偽的面具！惡向膽邊生，曰：「哼！我可是你救命恩人！你君子一言，快馬一鞭，可別信口開河！」

團長面色不變，想來應負這樣的場面也有經驗：「哈！我難道是君子！為什麼要聽你胡吹！」馬上轉身就返營裡去。但良生畢竟也老奸巨滑，一句話就令他卻步：「齊師長、陸旅長又會怎樣想呢？」團長臉如土色：「不可能！他們不可能相信的！」但良生的旁若無人的哈哈大笑卻令他大為擔心。他心想：若我拱手相讓，多年來的豐功偉績豈不是毁於一旦？我要名垂青史！

團長邪惡的一面終於彰顯，拔出腰間匕首，一下就捅在良生肚子，良生察覺不妙時雙手又掐住團長脖子，兩人打鬥了起來。

兩個時辰後，地面上只剩下一堆白骨。才剛飽餐的鷲群又再次飛起，找下一個獵物。

真諷刺：兩人為了團長之位你打我殺，結果卻是連性命都失去。

我覺得很可悲：一個人到了死前，可能把金錢名利都看化放開了，但當有一線生機，貪念慾望又全回來了。最後失去性命卻又是因為貪念慾望。

戰場，交織着生和死之間的樂曲。樂曲，或者沒有完結，甚至一個休止符都沒有，是的，戰爭什麼時候有停止過呢？

平險（續進考武狀元）

    話說我昨天打敗了「不笑俠」的弟子後，就能進宮做御前侍衛，今天，我大搖大擺的走進了宮裡，看到那些金碧輝煌的建築，簡直把我震攝了。正當我目不轉睛的看著那些金碧輝煌的建築時，有人拍了拍我的肩，我的內力本能的把他的手震開，他怒道：「你幹什麼？！」我轉過身來，看見一個黃色的臉，有如殭屍，我立即抱拳道歉，他囂張的望著我，然後說：「你是新來的御前侍衛嗎？皇上有令，御前侍衛立即到保和殿去拜見皇上。」我滿臉疑惑的道：「保和殿在哪？」他說：「哼，我做了十幾年的太監，都沒見過一個人如此膿包！直走，再轉左上樓梯就到了。」我嗯了一聲便走往保和殿。

    當我走進去時，便看見皇帝嚴肅的坐在九龍椅上，他看見到我便說道：「好！最後一個御前侍衛終於到了，讓李卿家說一說你們要做什麼吧！」李卿家應道：「今次皇上出巡，我們的探子探到有江湖人物要襲擊皇上，所以我們會派六個御前侍衛收護皇上，並將襲擊者生擒。現在，我要選一些人來去保護皇上。」他忽然用手指著我，我慢慢的走出去，接受了皇上給我的重任，他又選了另外五個御前侍衛，然後對我們說：「你們快準備吧，明天就要行動了。」

    那一晚，我們只小睡了一會兒，然後便互相拆解招數。他們各有長處，招數奇特，跟我打起來也是差不多。有一人自稱「降龍孫悟空」，他是一個矮小的人，所以能在人身邊穿梭，而且他的「降龍十掌」，「降龍十掌」本有十八掌，創起者是洪七公老前輩，但經過兩個世紀，部分的招數便失傳了，現在只剩十掌了。他的「降龍十掌」練到了爐火純青的地步，能一掌將人震開數丈遠，如果再重一點，更能把人的內臟打散，立時斃命。而其他人練的都是比較平凡的武功，只有一人練到「金鐘罩」第三級，還未能刀槍不入，他也嘆道：「吾還不知怎才能練到『金鐘罩』第七級呢！」看來我們只是一群烏合之眾。

    第二天一開始在市集時，還沒有人來襲擊皇上，我不禁鬆了一口氣，那個練到「金鐘罩」第三級的人不禁咕噥道：「他們那些龜兒子，怎麼還不來，老子可想試試自己的功夫了。」我不禁向他瞪了一眼。

    走過那個市集，我們要穿過一個森林才能到達山東（即現在的山西），「降龍孫悟空」道：「那些流寇可能就會在這裡襲擊我們，我們要小心了。」他說的很對，這個森林陰森恐怖，非常適合埋伏，我不禁緊張地把周圍掃視一次，而我身旁那個把「金鐘罩」練到第三級的人開心的跳了起來，笑道：「來吧，老子可不怕你！」我現在真的想把他一腳踢去南海。

    當我們走到那個森林最深處時，周圍的樹木都好像青面獠牙的魔鬼，想要把我們都吞下去，「降龍孫悟空」忙道：「加緊腳步！」當我們要加緊腳步時，我忽然聽到有些東西自高處下來，我立即大叫道：「有暗器！」那個練到「金鐘罩」第三級的人飛來接了若干支飛鏢，然後用身子擋住了其他的飛鏢，怎知那些飛鏢勁力異常厲害，那人竟打了三個筋斗才能站住，他叫道：「是誰竟敢打老子？」但他的真氣非常散，使他的高低抑揚奇怪的很。

    只聽得樹上有人低沉的道：「『金鐘罩』第三級可沒可能擋得住我的飛鏢的勁力，你如果不在兩個時辰內把真氣收回丹田，就要自廢武功了。」我喊道：「你媽媽的龜兒子，還不快現身！」那人又到：「你這小子內力不錯，你是會『紅獅神功』神功嗎？不錯不錯。」當我聽完他的話後，我簡直是大驚起來，他一連點出我們兩人的武功的派別，可見他對武學的學識廣博，實在不好對付。只聽他又說：「狗皇帝，留下人頭來！」我可以聽到皇上倒抽了一口涼氣。

    「 降龍孫悟空」立即喊道：「保護皇上！」我們立即扎好馬步，只聽到另外一個聲音道：「大哥，讓我去會一會那些龜兒子王八蛋。」只見他一躍而下，右腿橫掃，我們向後一躍，避過了他這一招，但是他忽然又用左腳踢上來，有一御前侍衛被踢到，哼都沒哼一聲便倒下地，死了。「降龍孫悟空」對我們大喊道：「大家可小心呢，他是『碎石腳』顧老先生。」他大笑道：「操你奶奶的熊，終於知道老子的名字了吧！」

    他左腳一勾，竟是施展於我，我向後一跳，避開了他這一腳，只見他右腳踢上來，腳腳生風，但我早有準備，我把內力都運到手上，實實的給他施了一掌，他左腳在後，已不能在這電光火石之中護著右腳，只聽得「啪」一聲，他的右腿吃了我一掌，他立即吃痛，把腳縮回，「 降龍孫悟空」便順手給他一掌，但我們又聽到暗器飛來破空之急的聲音，我們兩人不得不退後兩大步，只見飛鏢都把顧老先生包成一個圈，使我們不能靠近他。我們暗忖這人武功的高深。

    原先躲在樹上的那一人緩緩降落在他的飛鏢圈裡，他竟然是倒立著來降落，形態怪異之極。但多虧我也不是流的，這種功夫我也略有所聞，當即朗聲道：「我師父曾經說過若要遇到鐵掌神騎的話，要多打他幾下屁股，因為他與流寇為伍，到處殺人放火，實在是江湖裡的敗類。」我故意激怒他，好等他行動魯莽，把他抓來，但見他面不改容，只是盯著我們看。鐵掌功夫是武林裡最厲害的功夫之一，它每一掌的威力都等於那人很用力的把鐵磚打在你身上，被它打中時，實在是不好受。

    這人本是鐵掌幫幫主，但是有一天竟被人發現跟一個素不相識的女人幽會，犯了鐵掌幫的幫規，立即被人要求卸去幫主的位置，他就跟幫眾們大鬧起來，最後竟出手打人，把幫中十分之七都打得不是傷就是死，最後很幸運他最後被他的師弟打傷了，他就走到了這山谷，和山寨的爺們一起出來攔路搶劫，因他武功厲害，竟引來了一些旁門左道的幫派的注意，而這位有「碎石腳」之稱的顧老先生正是「蝎腳幫」的一員，他遠道而來，竟和鐵掌幫前幫主結拜，同為山寨裡的爺們。

    只見我旁邊的一個御前侍衛快步奔上前，我急著大喊道：「不要！」但是那已經是太遲，只聽得兩聲「卡嚓」，他兩腿各中一腳，然後心口中了一掌鐵掌，他立即軟倒在地上，哼都沒哼就死了。這裡只剩下我、 「 降龍孫悟空」和一位御前侍衛，其他不傷即亡。忽然，我們身後的那位御前侍衛大喊道：「老子不幹了，老子要回老家！」只見他的身影迅速地消失在樹林中。

    我們驚恐的望著他們兩人，我們是完全的處於劣勢，我們兩人的武功加起來可能也沒有他們的一半，怎能夠打贏，看來我們只好用計來打贏他們。我示意「 降龍孫悟空」去轎的尾部，我一個箭步便走去轎前，抬起轎子便提氣跟著小徑跑。其實我們在等他們分開前後時，再回身突襲。始終兩個人的輕功水準都不一樣，最後還是分開了前後，那時就是我們的反攻之期，我們需要飛快的把其中一人解決。

    一如我們所料，「碎石腳」顧老先生果然是一直領先，當他們隔開大約二十多米時，我立即跟「 降龍孫悟空」打眼色，他點了一點頭，我們忽然來個急停，只見顧老先生自己衝向我們，當他意識到我們將要把他怎麼樣時，他便打了兩個筋斗，但我們一把拉住他的腳，扣住他的脈門，如果他沒有能把全部內力全都集在一個地方的話，他是沒可能把我們手彈開。只見他驚怕的望著我們，然後扯破嗓子大喊：「大哥，快來救我，我落在他們的手上。」「鐵掌神騎」焦急的叫道：「我沒飛鏢了！我用樹枝把他們打退吧！」話音剛落，兩枝尖頭的樹枝直往我們飛來。

    正當我們要放手時，「 降龍孫悟空」突然說道：「你盡力把其中一枝樹枝擋開，我要施展『小龍爪手』。」我「嗯」了一聲，然後把全身內力聚在先到的那一枝樹枝將到的地方，只看那枝樹枝直奔我來，我閉上雙眼，思考著我究竟能不能把它擋開，只感覺到胸前一震，它果然如我所料般的打在我充滿內力的位置。我感覺到這枝樹枝竟把我打得飛了起來，我立即使「挪移心經」裡的「化實於他」的一招把那強勁的力道送到地上，我忽然只覺得腳下一虛，泥地竟凹了進去，最少有十厘米之深。

    與此同時，我聽到一聲尖叫，只見「 降龍孫悟空」兩手鮮血，顧老先生用手掩著雙眼，他的指縫不斷滲出深紅的血，我恍然大悟，剛才「 降龍孫悟空」使的正是「小龍爪手」裡的「雙龍搶珠」，旨在攻擊人最柔軟的地方——眼睛，看到顧老先生痛苦地掩著他的臉，我便知道「 降龍孫悟空」得手了，我們倆都閃開了，避免被第二枝樹枝擊中。

   當「鐵掌神騎」看到他的兄弟給「 降龍孫悟空」傷害了，不禁打怒，他又隨手激射了幾枝樹枝，幸好我們反應良好，把它們都避過了。「鐵掌神騎」也意識到他犯了武學的大忌——急躁，他一邊大踏步的奔上前來，一邊奸笑道：「狗皇帝，還是那句，留下人頭來！」我們暗暗嘆息，如果不是要保護皇上，我們早就拍拍屁股走路去了，當我們正在跑向皇上時，他忽然給我們兩計飛掌,我們在地上滾了兩圈，然後「 降龍孫悟空」出了一招「隔空掌」，但見「鐵掌神騎」又是一招實實的鐵掌把這一掌的力道震散，我們不禁倒抽了一口涼氣。

   我們欺近他身旁，我出「羅漢拳」，「 降龍孫悟空」則出「降龍掌」，只見「鐵掌神騎」一掌對一拳，一掌對一掌，還是那麼瀟灑自如，還把我們震開兩米之遠。我們一輪急攻，也不能把他怎麼樣，反而我們自己卻越支持不住。正當我們快要絕望時，我忽然想到一個方法，我便叫道：「『降龍孫悟空』快使『降龍掌』第一式！」他不明所以，但也照使，他先出第一招「亢龍有悔」，我則出「伏虎拳」第一式「萬杖壓虎」，聽說「伏虎拳」是「 降龍孫悟空」的師父的師父自創的拳法，我師父說因為他的師父救了「 降龍孫悟空」的師父的師父，所以獲得「伏虎拳」的真傳，看來我跟「 降龍孫悟空」的相見真是緣分所以。

    只見我們倆的拳法和掌法加起來竟然是虎上添翼般的厲害，只見他左右出拙，險象連生，我們一個攻他前面，一個攻他後心，一個攻他下盤，一個攻他上盤，任他的鐵掌是多麼的厲害，也不可能守住他前後上下的要穴，只見他膻中、禪指等的要穴，只覺得他全身的內力好像被隔離在不同的房間裡，不能相通。他全身軟到，只見「 降龍孫悟空」重施故伎，把「雙龍搶珠」重新使一次。只見「鐵掌神騎」的身子劇震了一下，顯然他感到非常疼痛，他的臉容扭曲不像個人形，反而是一隻青面獠牙的魔鬼。我們放開了手，任他在地上打滾，抬著皇上和那個練到「金鐘罩」第三級的人趕快走了。

    回到皇宮後，我得意地寫道「兩個精侍衛，勝過一個會鐵掌」。